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Tater:
Why did ancient Egyptians shave their heads?
 
 To be more pharaohdynamic.




What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?
 
 A pillow fight.

Tater:
What''s the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi Dooooooooo!








Well my 10 year old niece liked it...    :-[

Tater:
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken

Motorhead:

--- Quote from: Tater on February 27, 2016, 02:41:32 PM ---A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken

--- End quote ---

Classic ... That one's a winner !

Privateer:
Doc,' I said 'I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.
He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
'Is it common?' I asked.
'It's not unusual' he replied.

When My Daughters boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said:
''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''

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