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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2021, 08:36:42 PM »
Screw it... here we go.
"Kid story alert....Kid story alert"...  ;)

When Daughter #1 was about 3.... maybe 4
We were at Satan's Daughter's Mothers house (My 1'st Mother in Law)
My Daughter dropped a toy and said "OH SH*T"
 MIL (Satan's Wife) chuckled and said "Sonya, that is not a nice word... you shouldn't say that".
Sonya looked up, sweet as could be, and replied "I didn't say F*ck".

I got "The Look" from many directions. ::)
Haha

Reminds me of one time I was driving with my oldest daughter, she was about 2 or 3, a car pulled out in front of me, and I just caught myself and said, "SHOOT!" Next thing I hear in the back, was a sweet little voice playfully saying, "shoot, shoot, shoot"  :D
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2021, 08:57:03 PM »
Okay, a kid story, My ex-wife had a son after she re-married, he was about 4 years old and doing something wrong so she said to him,
"I don't want to see you doing that again!" He turned and looked at her and said, "well close your eyes"
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2021, 08:57:37 PM »
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2021, 09:10:33 PM »
4 years old is THE BEST AGE EVER for kid cuteness!
That's when they start having their own original ideas, and are really good at thinking creatively.

If I could choose a time to go back to in my life, it would be from when my boys were that age.
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2021, 10:16:03 AM »
I do think I need to have a t-shirt made with the line, "a 5 year old squirrel will eat the kiwi oil from baby virgin dolphins?"  ;D


A fav of mine but stolen from a post, "My 6 year old son asked me where Poo came from and I went on and on about food, digestion, bacteria, upper and lower intestines and bowels, sphincters and finally dropping it off at the pool. He then looked at me and asked, "So, what about Piglet?""
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2021, 05:57:49 PM »
My 5 year old daughter has no idea about privacy and the bathroom.  So she walked in, I couldn't stop what I was doing at the time.  She then proceeded to ask her mother how I could pee standing up.  My wife starting explaining biology, I just looked at her and said "daddies can do that" and walked away.  Easy answer and she was good with it.  And if that story is too dicey then moderators feel free to delete this. 
As far as the squirrels, black walnuts are edible, I believe, but I'm not going to gnaw through one like the squirrels do.  And sunflowers, a squirrel will sit there forever shelling and eating them, Ive seen them sit on the ground for up to half an hour eating them, I don't have that kind of patience.    Or if you'd prefer the walnuts, just follow the squirrel around.  Added bonus is that somehow they can tell the good ones from the bad ones.  There was a walnut in our driveway, one squirrel picked it up spun it around in his paws and then threw it on the ground, over the next several days other squirrels picked it up and did the same thing before throwing it back on the ground.
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2021, 08:01:13 PM »
I do think I need to have a t-shirt made with the line, "a 5 year old squirrel will eat the kiwi oil from baby virgin dolphins?"  ;D


A fav of mine but stolen from a post, "My 6 year old son asked me where Poo came from and I went on and on about food, digestion, bacteria, upper and lower intestines and bowels, sphincters and finally dropping it off at the pool. He then looked at me and asked, "So, what about Piglet?""

Ha,ha,ha funny, took me a minute...
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2021, 08:07:06 PM »
I do think I need to have a t-shirt made with the line, "a 5 year old squirrel will eat the kiwi oil from baby virgin dolphins?"  ;D


A fav of mine but stolen from a post, "My 6 year old son asked me where Poo came from and I went on and on about food, digestion, bacteria, upper and lower intestines and bowels, sphincters and finally dropping it off at the pool. He then looked at me and asked, "So, what about Piglet?""

You are going to get a lot of questions ???
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Re: Squirrel food that humans can't eat?
« Reply #48 on: June 11, 2021, 08:18:56 AM »
.........He then looked at me and asked, "So, what about Piglet?""

I would have said, piglets are delicious!  ;D
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