You know why you never see a dead crow in the road ?Because there is always another crow up there yelling "Karr , Karr"
I hate funerals...I don't even want to go to my own.
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on February 07, 2019, 05:42:24 PMI hate funerals...I don't even want to go to my own.Really, then why do you have a coffin lined up for that special day. Is there some kind of fad going on I don't know about?
Long story short...I went to school with the local mortician, every since the first grade.I told Brian what I want... plain, no frills, pine box.I don't want Hoosier Momma to waste money on all that. After all, he's just going to bury it.Dress me in one of my Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts,... barefoot.I have told them both if they put me in a suite for eternity, I will Haunt them both for it.
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on February 07, 2019, 08:28:16 PMLong story short...I went to school with the local mortician, every since the first grade.I told Brian what I want... plain, no frills, pine box.I don't want Hoosier Momma to waste money on all that. After all, he's just going to bury it.Dress me in one of my Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts,... barefoot.I have told them both if they put me in a suite for eternity, I will Haunt them both for it.eeeewwwwwwwwwww, that is a scary thought!
Quote from: maraudinglizard on February 07, 2019, 09:12:38 PMQuote from: Hoosier Daddy on February 07, 2019, 08:28:16 PMLong story short...I went to school with the local mortician, every since the first grade.I told Brian what I want... plain, no frills, pine box.I don't want Hoosier Momma to waste money on all that. After all, he's just going to bury it.Dress me in one of my Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts,... barefoot.I have told them both if they put me in a suite for eternity, I will Haunt them both for it.eeeewwwwwwwwwww, that is a scary thought! Yea.... I almost lost it at the Bermuda shorts and barefoot, too.
I got mugged!!! Someone stole my cup of coffee.
Just think... if he had died in the '80s he would have been buried in his Daisy Dukes and a half shirt.Now THAT'S scary.
Quote from: avator on February 08, 2019, 08:58:18 AMJust think... if he had died in the '80s he would have been buried in his Daisy Dukes and a half shirt.Now THAT'S scary.And sporting a mullet