Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on June 23, 2022, 04:41:23 PMQuote from: Steelontarget on June 23, 2022, 10:50:15 AMHe picks it up and notices under the verse that he wrote that another one is scrawled on the card; "Genesis 3:10."You will have to look up the verses for yourselves.Dang I was thinking I knew the punch line but turns out I was thinking Genesis 9:7 Me too
Quote from: Steelontarget on June 23, 2022, 10:50:15 AMHe picks it up and notices under the verse that he wrote that another one is scrawled on the card; "Genesis 3:10."You will have to look up the verses for yourselves.Dang I was thinking I knew the punch line but turns out I was thinking Genesis 9:7
He picks it up and notices under the verse that he wrote that another one is scrawled on the card; "Genesis 3:10."You will have to look up the verses for yourselves.
A blonde woman is driving down the road and happens to notice that she’s low on gas. Seeing a station she pulls in and starts filling her car. While pumping her gas she notices she locked her keys in the car. When she goes inside to pay she ask the attendant if he has a clothes hanger so she can attempt to open the doors herself. She goes out and is working vigorously trying to Jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later the attendant goes out to see how she’s doing. Outside the blonds is moving the hanger back and forth and up and down, while another blonds inside is saying, A little more to the left….a little more right……Bob
A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife."Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral!”
I knew the spatula was coming, but "There for the funeral," made me laugh out loud.
Quote from: customcutter on July 03, 2022, 07:23:33 PMI knew the spatula was coming, but "There for the funeral," made me laugh out loud.Me too . Funny and tragic at the same time.