If only the cat had one paw in the air.
Do you believe in reincarnation? Lots of folks want to come back as animals...
I miss Sam Kinison. He warped / bent / twisted my humor more than anyone.
Too many comedians are just afraid to tell real jokes for fear some SJW will hop on social media and get them canceled.
never solve a temporary problem with a permanent solution
Quotenever solve a temporary problem with a permanent solutionThat is profound. Signature line worthy.
About 20 yrs ago a local comedy club celebrated its 20th anniversary by inviting one of the first comedians to play the back. His name was Gallagher. For 2 hours that man was on stage never used foul language, never insulted any race or religion or gender and had 99% of the audience laughing so hard their bodies were sore. Yes, I was one of them. After his final encore he walked over to my wife and my table pulls up a chair and says" I want to buy you dinner anyone who enjoys my act so much that he falls off his chair ( twice) deserves it. The three of us sat there at ate and talked about everything we could think of between him signing autographs. The best date night we EVER had.
Maybe I'm showing my age here, but, I miss the Dean Martin comedy roasts. Especially Don Rickles & Foster Brooks.