If any of my posts start with "I had a random thought enter my head the other day"RUN...
Quote from: jmoronic on June 03, 2021, 10:48:35 PMIf any of my posts start with "I had a random thought enter my head the other day"RUN...My wife no longer asks what I'm thinking, last time she did I said, "Dolphin oil would be the all-Porpoise lubricant.".
....they eat just about everything we do other than meat products.....
Quote from: LostinTexas on June 02, 2021, 08:43:04 PM....they eat just about everything we do other than meat products.....I saw an animal documentary, years ago, about animal cannibalism. One part was on a particular gray tree nutter that developed a taste for other squirrels' newborns.
Years ago my wife and I were driving home from a trip to my parents. She said that I had a look on my face that made her think I was contemplating the mysteries of universe. After awhile she couldn't stand it anymore so she asked me what was on my mind. I looked at her and replied, I wonder why they don't advertise on the side of semi trailers?
Quote from: EdinGa on June 04, 2021, 10:53:46 AMYears ago my wife and I were driving home from a trip to my parents. She said that I had a look on my face that made her think I was contemplating the mysteries of universe. After awhile she couldn't stand it anymore so she asked me what was on my mind. I looked at her and replied, I wonder why they don't advertise on the side of semi trailers? Kid story alert....Kid story alert... When my eldest son was around 6 yoa, he and I were in my truck one day, and I was taking him somewhere for a school function. (the hubs and other son stayed home).James looked over at me and said "Mom? What is a virgin?"I was a bit shocked that a 6 year-old would ask that and was thinking to myself that I wasn't quite sure how I was going to handle telling the facts of life to a 6 year-old, because afterall, that's something that you do when they are getting near puberty, right? Well....I tried to put it in very simple terms that a 6 year-old would find reasonable, and I simply told him "It's someone who has never had sex.". He nodded his head and then had "the look" on his face like he was contemplating the mysteries of the universe, so I asked, "Is there anything else you were wanting to know?He said yes, and he thought for a moment or so, then said, "Do Kiwi birds really live in Australia?"HAHA! Here I was, thinking I needed to teach sex ed to a six yearl-old, and all he wanted to know was the definition of a word he'd heard, but didn't understand.
Quote from: lizzie on June 04, 2021, 12:30:24 PMQuote from: EdinGa on June 04, 2021, 10:53:46 AMYears ago my wife and I were driving home from a trip to my parents. She said that I had a look on my face that made her think I was contemplating the mysteries of universe. After awhile she couldn't stand it anymore so she asked me what was on my mind. I looked at her and replied, I wonder why they don't advertise on the side of semi trailers? Kid story alert....Kid story alert... When my eldest son was around 6 yoa, he and I were in my truck one day, and I was taking him somewhere for a school function. (the hubs and other son stayed home).James looked over at me and said "Mom? What is a virgin?"I was a bit shocked that a 6 year-old would ask that and was thinking to myself that I wasn't quite sure how I was going to handle telling the facts of life to a 6 year-old, because afterall, that's something that you do when they are getting near puberty, right? Well....I tried to put it in very simple terms that a 6 year-old would find reasonable, and I simply told him "It's someone who has never had sex.". He nodded his head and then had "the look" on his face like he was contemplating the mysteries of the universe, so I asked, "Is there anything else you were wanting to know?He said yes, and he thought for a moment or so, then said, "Do Kiwi birds really live in Australia?"HAHA! Here I was, thinking I needed to teach sex ed to a six yearl-old, and all he wanted to know was the definition of a word he'd heard, but didn't understand. I would have said, a drink without alcohol 😀
Quote from: Xraycer on June 04, 2021, 01:15:03 PMQuote from: lizzie on June 04, 2021, 12:30:24 PMQuote from: EdinGa on June 04, 2021, 10:53:46 AMYears ago my wife and I were driving home from a trip to my parents. She said that I had a look on my face that made her think I was contemplating the mysteries of universe. After awhile she couldn't stand it anymore so she asked me what was on my mind. I looked at her and replied, I wonder why they don't advertise on the side of semi trailers? Kid story alert....Kid story alert... When my eldest son was around 6 yoa, he and I were in my truck one day, and I was taking him somewhere for a school function. (the hubs and other son stayed home).James looked over at me and said "Mom? What is a virgin?"I was a bit shocked that a 6 year-old would ask that and was thinking to myself that I wasn't quite sure how I was going to handle telling the facts of life to a 6 year-old, because afterall, that's something that you do when they are getting near puberty, right? Well....I tried to put it in very simple terms that a 6 year-old would find reasonable, and I simply told him "It's someone who has never had sex.". He nodded his head and then had "the look" on his face like he was contemplating the mysteries of the universe, so I asked, "Is there anything else you were wanting to know?He said yes, and he thought for a moment or so, then said, "Do Kiwi birds really live in Australia?"HAHA! Here I was, thinking I needed to teach sex ed to a six yearl-old, and all he wanted to know was the definition of a word he'd heard, but didn't understand. I would have said, a drink without alcohol I wasn't smart enough to think of that. LOL
Quote from: lizzie on June 04, 2021, 12:30:24 PMQuote from: EdinGa on June 04, 2021, 10:53:46 AMYears ago my wife and I were driving home from a trip to my parents. She said that I had a look on my face that made her think I was contemplating the mysteries of universe. After awhile she couldn't stand it anymore so she asked me what was on my mind. I looked at her and replied, I wonder why they don't advertise on the side of semi trailers? Kid story alert....Kid story alert... When my eldest son was around 6 yoa, he and I were in my truck one day, and I was taking him somewhere for a school function. (the hubs and other son stayed home).James looked over at me and said "Mom? What is a virgin?"I was a bit shocked that a 6 year-old would ask that and was thinking to myself that I wasn't quite sure how I was going to handle telling the facts of life to a 6 year-old, because afterall, that's something that you do when they are getting near puberty, right? Well....I tried to put it in very simple terms that a 6 year-old would find reasonable, and I simply told him "It's someone who has never had sex.". He nodded his head and then had "the look" on his face like he was contemplating the mysteries of the universe, so I asked, "Is there anything else you were wanting to know?He said yes, and he thought for a moment or so, then said, "Do Kiwi birds really live in Australia?"HAHA! Here I was, thinking I needed to teach sex ed to a six yearl-old, and all he wanted to know was the definition of a word he'd heard, but didn't understand. I would have said, a drink without alcohol
Squirrels eat a variety of fungus and mushrooms. Some are edible by humans but some are not. Just because an animal can safely digest a mushroom doesn’t mean you should try it. That is one of the first rules of mushroom hunting.