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She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure
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July 25, 2018, 09:42:07 AM »
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that &^^&?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
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Now you have to come to my house and help clean the coffee out of my laptop!!!
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Quote from: mobilehomer on July 25, 2018, 04:03:37 PM
Now you have to come to my house and help clean the coffee out of my laptop!!!
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Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...
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Re: She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure
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July 25, 2018, 08:11:27 PM »
You did it backwards!
You first try to "hook and land" the wife, then afterwards, sneak out fishing.
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July 26, 2018, 12:01:11 AM »
HAHAHAHA!
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Re: She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure
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😂
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