He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don.And you had better start saying your prayers.'I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, arshole,' and hung up.Then I called Arshole No. 2.He said, 'Hello?'I said, 'Hello, arshole .'He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'I said, 'You'll what?'He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your arse,'I answered, 'Well, arshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax,and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me.Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax .I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two arsholes beating the &^^& out of each other in front of six cop cars,an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.NOW I feel much better.Anger management works.
Top Comments at the OlympicsHere are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators at the Olympics that they would like to take back:1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'3. Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'8. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls andkisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
You know the best part of having kids?...Playing in the box they came in!
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on October 16, 2023, 04:30:49 PMYou know the best part of having kids?...Playing in the box they came in!That (typically) only works for 1 parent...........
Quote from: Ronno6 on October 16, 2023, 09:52:25 PMQuote from: Hoosier Daddy on October 16, 2023, 04:30:49 PMYou know the best part of having kids?...Playing in the box they came in!That (typically) only works for 1 parent...........Feel sorry for you Ron... (typically) both find it fun. Otherwise it would be called "solitare"..
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on October 16, 2023, 10:31:38 PMQuote from: Ronno6 on October 16, 2023, 09:52:25 PMQuote from: Hoosier Daddy on October 16, 2023, 04:30:49 PMYou know the best part of having kids?...Playing in the box they came in!That (typically) only works for 1 parent...........Feel sorry for you Ron... (typically) both find it fun. Otherwise it would be called "solitare".. Yeahbut.........only 1 plays IN the box..........the other IS the box........
Quote from: Ronno6 on October 16, 2023, 11:09:46 PMQuote from: Hoosier Daddy on October 16, 2023, 10:31:38 PMQuote from: Ronno6 on October 16, 2023, 09:52:25 PMQuote from: Hoosier Daddy on October 16, 2023, 04:30:49 PMYou know the best part of having kids?...Playing in the box they came in!That (typically) only works for 1 parent...........Feel sorry for you Ron... (typically) both find it fun. Otherwise it would be called "solitare".. Yeahbut.........only 1 plays IN the box..........the other IS the box........Is that sort of like "sometimes you're the bug and sometimes you're the window"🤔.🤣🤣
Stay outta prison 🤣😂🤣😂
Quote from: Madd Hatter on November 02, 2023, 05:58:55 PMStay outta prison 🤣😂🤣😂That's one of the goals.