The man who invented the motorized push lawn mower died yesterday, he went sky diving and when he jumped he pulled his parachute cord 100 times and it still wouldn't open...
A priest, rabbit and preacher walk into a bar.The bartender asks them what they would like to drink.The rabbit says "I don't know. I am only here because of spell check".
QuoteA priest, rabbit and preacher walk into a bar.The bartender asks them what they would like to drink.The rabbit says "I don't know. I am only here because of spell check".HA-HA-HAAA!!!!
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----------Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.----------
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of thecage, along with a recipe.