You missed the point... turn off the sound and watch it again.Maybe then you will get it.
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on December 12, 2019, 10:03:37 PMYou missed the point... turn off the sound and watch it again.Maybe then you will get it.Adding gas to an electrical outlet is never a good idea! LOL!
Chivalry, is DEAD!
Didn't anyone tell her it runs (mostly) on coal?Gary
Eye ChartA Polish guy goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.The time comes to take the eye exam, and the clerk shows him the chart with the letters,"C Z W I X N O S T A C Z"."Can you read this?" the clerk asks."Can I read it...?" the Polish guy replies, ..."I know the guy."
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A guy was having some terrible headaches. So he went the doctor. After a complete exam, the doctor diagnosed "Abnormal Testicular Pressure" which was causing irregular spikes in the blood flow to the affected area. That in turn was causing spikes in the "Cranial Blood Pressure". The doctor said that it was a very dangerous situation which could eventually cause a stroke. Our guy was only 39 years old and didn't want to suffer a stroke at such a young age. The doctor said: But don't fret, because there is a simple solution - Castration. Because the headaches were terrible and getting worse, he went ahead with the surgery.After he recovered, he felt so good that we decided to buy some new clothes. When he was at the store trying on clothes for a head to toe makeover, the tailor was measuring him to make sure he got the right size garments. And when his waist was measured, the taylor said you have a perfect 34" waist. The guy said but, I want 32" shorts and pants. I like the way they fit. The taylor insisted that he should get 34" shorts and pants too. Our guy came back with a statement that he had been wearing 32" shorts and pants since he was in his teens. The taylor said: Sure, 32" was okay then. But you matured a little since your teens. And if you try wearing 32" pants and shorts now, it will give you a terrible headache.