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dv8eod
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
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Reply #940 on:
December 06, 2018, 10:51:45 PM »
HEY HEY HEY.... I resemble that!
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Rick67
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December 06, 2018, 11:03:59 PM »
Quote from: dv8eod on December 06, 2018, 10:51:45 PM
HEY HEY HEY.... I resemble that!
Don't we all? Lol!
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December 07, 2018, 06:57:19 AM »
Mark, I really miss Paul. Those were some good radio shows.
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December 07, 2018, 08:41:00 AM »
Paul Harvey?
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December 07, 2018, 11:22:02 AM »
It was hard to tell the difference between his son when he took over. I don't know whatever happen to him.
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December 07, 2018, 12:16:45 PM »
This is what I found:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Harvey_Jr
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December 07, 2018, 01:26:03 PM »
If somebody gives me one point, that's fine.
But if somebody gives me two points, that's where I draw the line.
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Hoosier Daddy
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December 07, 2018, 01:52:18 PM »
Now that I like....
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JimQwerty123
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December 07, 2018, 02:37:51 PM »
My Step Son, who spent way to much time on the computer, and I had a talk about life.
I told him he needed to move out so he asked me why.
I explained he wanted to live in a 3D World and explained what a 3D World is.
There's the Door, There's the Driveway, and Don't come back.
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December 07, 2018, 04:39:19 PM »
Geeze you're harsh Jeff.
Good for you!
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Hoosier Daddy
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December 07, 2018, 05:29:30 PM »
Most honest used car ad I've ever seen!
So....Catch phrase of the day at work today was...
"Couldn't get "blank" with a fist full of bananas"
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JimQwerty123
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December 08, 2018, 02:26:00 PM »
I'm working on an invisibility blanket!
What ever you throw it over disappears from sight.
However you can still see the blanket so I have a few technical details to work out.
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December 08, 2018, 03:42:59 PM »
I saw these posted on another forum:
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
Money talks .. but all mine ever says is good-bye.
You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?
I can't understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T . Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Rick67
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Reply #953 on:
December 08, 2018, 04:56:16 PM »
Lol, Tater sir!
I always like what you post here
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Sqrl Klr
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Reply #954 on:
December 08, 2018, 05:47:15 PM »
Best one right there! Has me crying!
Quote from: Tater on December 08, 2018, 03:42:59 PM
You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
And harder to kidnap!
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December 08, 2018, 09:33:20 PM »
The flu bug
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December 09, 2018, 09:43:48 PM »
The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized
the Maître D, "but there are no tables available."
"One moment, my friend," said the man, drawing himself up. "I happen to be
Gregory R. Caruthers, the sportsman."
"I'd like to accommodate you, Mr. Caruthers, but there just isn't a table
available this evening."
"I bet if the President came in and asked for a table, there'd be one
available."
"Yes-s-s," the other admitted, "I suppose there would be a table available
for the President."
"Good! I'll take it. He isn't coming!”
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
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Reply #957 on:
December 10, 2018, 02:53:08 PM »
This one always made me giggle.
Cows with guns
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ShawninIL
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Reply #958 on:
December 10, 2018, 07:14:41 PM »
Now that's just silly!
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December 10, 2018, 07:17:11 PM »
Good one Tater /\/\/\/\
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