I was driving back from Michigan the other night and saw a hitch hiker on the road.Being the kind of Guy I am? I stopped to pick him up.As we started down the lonely back road he commented with a chuckle, "It was nice of you to stop. But how do you know I'm not a serial killer?".I could only tell him............"The odds of 2 serial killers meeting like this on a back road is astronomical!"
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