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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4440 on: January 23, 2023, 10:41:47 PM »
What a coincidence!
 I got a new House Plant....
Named it Robert.... seems to fit.

Should I get a Bird and name it Larry ?

If a book was titled Jimmy, would it be full of Jimmy Page's ?


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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4441 on: January 23, 2023, 10:43:27 PM »
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of??


What is baby oil made of?
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4442 on: January 24, 2023, 08:05:26 AM »
I picked a daisy and called it 880. 
Yeah, Betty Lou wasn't impressed either...  :o
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4443 on: January 24, 2023, 01:08:06 PM »
Cable guy walks up to a house and knocks on the door for a service call.
A 10 year old boy answers the door. He's wearing a dress and high heels.
In his one hand is a cigar and in the other is a bottle of Jim Beam.
Cable Guy says "Are your Parents home?"
Kid takes a puff off the cigar and then a long drink of the Beam.
"What the heck you think?"
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4444 on: January 24, 2023, 07:47:02 PM »
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense.
JimQwerty123 always said ...
"Shoot safe and have fun!"

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4445 on: January 24, 2023, 07:56:24 PM »
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Had they been camping and entered their canvas shelters they would have been...in tents....
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4446 on: January 24, 2023, 08:06:21 PM »
Hahaha!


I went into the bathroom and the sign said "employees must wash hands"
I got tired of waiting so washed my own.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4447 on: January 25, 2023, 12:57:14 AM »
Hahaha!


I went into the bathroom and the sign said "employees must wash hands"
I got tired of waiting so washed my own.
Is that what those signs mean?
I always look at the sign and think to myself " I'm glad I don't work here "  ;D
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4448 on: January 25, 2023, 05:01:02 AM »
Hahaha!

I went into the bathroom and the sign said "employees must wash hands"
I got tired of waiting so washed my own.
Is that what those signs mean?
I always look at the sign and think to myself " I'm glad I don't work here "  ;D

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4449 on: January 25, 2023, 06:51:04 AM »
"Please tip the wait staff/bartenders" is the one that gets me in trouble.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4450 on: January 25, 2023, 11:58:22 AM »
The tip I give is you need a better job.😱
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4451 on: January 25, 2023, 11:59:07 AM »
"Please tip the wait staff/bartenders" is the one that gets me in trouble.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4452 on: January 25, 2023, 12:37:05 PM »
Notice to my Grand kids:

Due to the high cost of Eggs this year I'll be hiding Potatoes for you to find this Easter.
We will also be coloring potatoes.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4453 on: January 25, 2023, 12:38:19 PM »
The tip I give is you need a better job.😱
I hope you say that after they bring your food.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4454 on: January 25, 2023, 01:10:54 PM »
The tip I give is you need a better job.😱
I hope you say that after they bring your food.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4455 on: January 25, 2023, 01:54:15 PM »
Tipping cows gives "Tip the waitress!" a whole new meaning.   :o
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4456 on: January 25, 2023, 01:55:35 PM »
'zacty my point..  ;)
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4457 on: January 25, 2023, 08:26:47 PM »
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Hmm could this be considered the best joke of all time?
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4458 on: January 25, 2023, 09:29:25 PM »
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Hmm could this be considered the best joke of all time?
Nice!!
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #4459 on: January 25, 2023, 09:58:41 PM »
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Hmm could this be considered the best joke of all time?
Nice!!

I know more than one person who wont get it. 
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