"Buddy, I don't know where we were or what we did last night, but we took first and second place!'
Here is my story, not for the faint of heart.As a child I was kidnapped by mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me.
Quote from: splitbeing on February 08, 2023, 07:12:48 PMHere is my story, not for the faint of heart.As a child I was kidnapped by mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me.The hard untold truth .
Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: She proceeds to knock everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm.She also hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask. "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies. "Girlfriend? She's, my wife!"They're knocked over but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" Bob says. "I lied about my age."His friends respond. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?"Bob smiles and says. "No, I told her I was 90.