Christmas time...so this is spiritual...One day God looked down on earth and was very saddened by what humans had done to it. He snapped his fingers and who he thinks are the 3 most influential people appeared before Him. God explained the situation to them and send them back to tell earth's citizens. Biden goes on tv via satellite and says his message to the Free World: I have Good news and Bad news....There is a God, but He says we've ruined the world, and He will release a plague and exterminate all humans in a week. Putin release his message via cold war radio and tv technology to the Red Bloc countries: I have Bad News and Worst News...There is a God, but He will destroy us in a week for polluting the planet. Bill Gates goes on social media thru internet and types: I have Great News and Fantastic News...God thinks I'm one of three most influential people, and you don't have to upgrade Windows 10.
"He lists me last! Gee thanks! No respect at all I tell ya!"