She let go in time, the gun went straight up and straight down to the ground.First and last time she shot that gun.Yep, I got a good chuckle out of it.
Quote from: avator on June 16, 2022, 03:40:51 PMShe let go in time, the gun went straight up and straight down to the ground.First and last time she shot that gun.Yep, I got a good chuckle out of it.And she still married you? Bob
Just remember this is only a joke, and you can substitute whoever you want into ot if you retell it.
He picks it up and notices under the verse that he wrote that another one is scrawled on the card; "Genesis 3:10."You will have to look up the verses for yourselves.
Quote from: Steelontarget on June 23, 2022, 10:50:15 AMHe picks it up and notices under the verse that he wrote that another one is scrawled on the card; "Genesis 3:10."You will have to look up the verses for yourselves.Dang I was thinking I knew the punch line but turns out I was thinking Genesis 9:7
Everyone that has a Bible will need to get it for this story. If you don't have one, you will have to use the magic of an internet search.A new preacher is in town and is taking the time to visit the homes of every member of his new congregation. It's a nice day and perfect strolling weather.He comes to the door of the home of a congregant. The windows are all open and he can hear the radio playing softly in one of the rooms. Only the screen door is closed at the entrance.He rings the doorbell and waits patiently. There is no answer. He rings the doorbell again. As before, nobody comes to the door.He rings one more time and calls out; "hello, is anyone home?"He calls out several times but no answer. So he takes out his business card and writes "Revelation 3:20" on the back. He places the card between the screen door and the door jam then leaves.The following Sunday, he delivers one of his best sermons. Everyone is pleased to have him and his family as part of the church.After saying goodbye to everyone at the steps of the church, he goes to the alter to gather up the collection plates.In one of the plates, he notices his business card on top of the tithes and offerings.He picks it up and notices under the verse that he wrote that another one is scrawled on the card; "Genesis 3:10."You will have to look up the verses for yourselves.
I reckon it's time to ban Viagra because if pregnancy is God's will then so is ED...